My god, he's got...space dementia!

You know, sometimes I think about the possibility of an asteroid hitting earth and killing us all (cue any number of disaster movies) and I conclude that we're pretty much doomed should a near earth object (NEO) end up being so near that it's touching us in a quite terminal way. But fear not! The Association of Space Explorers (no, really) has come up with a proposal to create a plan (organised by the UN, an outfit who would struggle to sit on a toilet the right way round) to save us in the event of a giant asteroid heading our way.

I feel so much better.