Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Happy Blogday to me!

And so I come to my 100th post. I was going to make this a bit of a discussion on new music delivery models (namely Spotify) and my thoughts on them, but I've decided that can be post no 101 or even a bit futher on.

No, today we are talking lists, specifically, the kinds of list that tell you you should have read/listened to/done, or whatever, the various things contained therein. Of course, these things are largely pointless because they generally involve lists made up by journos or pundits all of whom, have some sort of agenda and so they are far too abitrary, but I have done one or two of late and thought I'd share them with you.

So, first up, a list of 100 books that apparently everyone should read according so some spurious BBC News article.












































































































TitleAuthorHave I?
Pride and PrejudiceJane AustenNo
The Lord of the RingsJRR TolkienYes
Jane EyreCharlotte BronteNo
Harry Potter seriesJK RowlingNo
To Kill a MockingbirdHarper LeeNo
The Bible No
Wuthering HeightsEmily BronteNo
Nineteen Eighty FourGeorge OrwellYes
His Dark MaterialsPhilip PullmanNo
Great ExpectationsCharles DickensNo
Little WomenLouisa M AlcottNo
Tess of the D’UrbervillesThomas HardyNo
Catch 22Joseph HellerIntend
Complete WorksWilliam ShakespearePartial1
RebeccaDaphne Du MaurierNo
The HobbitJRR Tolkien Yes
BirdsongSebastian FaulksNo
Catcher in the RyeJD SalingerIntend
The Time Traveller’s WifeAudrey NiffeneggerNo
MiddlemarchGeorge EliottNo
Gone With The WindMargaret MitchellNo
The Great GatsbyF Scott FitzgeraldNo
Bleak HouseCharles DickensNo
War and PeaceLeo TolstoyNo
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the GalaxyDouglas AdamsNo
Brideshead RevisitedEvelyn WaughNo
Crime and PunishmentFyodor DostoyevskyNo
Grapes of WrathJohn SteinbeckIntend
Alice in WonderlandLewis CarrollYes
The Wind in the WillowsKenneth GrahameYes
Anna KareninaLeo TolstoyNo
David CopperfieldCharles DickensNo
Chronicles of NarniaCS LewisNo
EmmaJane AustenNo
PersuasionJane AustenNo
The Lion, The Witch and The WardrobeCS LewisYes
The Kite RunnerKhaled HosseiniNo
Captain Corelli’s MandolinLouis De BernieresNo
Memoirs of a GeishaArthur GoldenNo
Winnie the PoohAA MilneYes
Animal FarmGeorge OrwellIntend
The Da Vinci CodeDan BrownNo
One Hundred Years of SolitudeGabriel Garcia MarquezNo
A Prayer for Owen MeaneyJohn IrvingNo
The Woman in WhiteWilkie CollinsNo
Anne of Green GablesLM MontgomeryNo
Far From The Madding CrowdThomas HardyNo
The Handmaid’s TaleMargaret AtwoodIntend
Lord of the FliesWilliam GoldingYes
AtonementIan McEwanNo
Life of PiYann MartelPartial2
DuneFrank HerbertYes
Cold Comfort FarmStella GibbonsNo
Sense and SensibilityJane AustenNo
A Suitable BoyVikram SethNo
The Shadow of the WindCarlos Ruiz ZafonNo
A Tale Of Two CitiesCharles DickensNo
Brave New WorldAldous HuxleyIntend
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-timeMark HaddonNo
Love In The Time Of CholeraGabriel Garcia MarquezNo
Of Mice and MenJohn SteinbeckYes
LolitaVladimir NabokovNo
The Secret HistoryDonna TarttNo
The Lovely BonesAlice SeboldNo
Count of Monte CristoAlexandre DumasNo
On The RoadJack KerouacNo
Jude the ObscureThomas HardyNo
Bridget Jones’s DiaryHelen FieldingNo
Midnight’s ChildrenSalman RushdieNo
Moby DickHerman MelvilleNo
Oliver TwistCharles DickensNo
DraculaBram StokerNo
The Secret GardenFrances Hodgson BurnettNo
Notes From A Small IslandBill BrysonYes
UlyssesJames JoyceIntend
The Bell JarSylvia PlathNo
Swallows and AmazonsArthur RansomeYes
GerminalEmile ZolaNo
Vanity FairWilliam Makepeace ThackerayNo
PossessionAS ByattNo
A Christmas CarolCharles DickensNo
Cloud AtlasDavid MitchellNo
The Color PurpleAlice WalkerNo
The Remains of the DayKazuo IshiguroNo
Madame BovaryGustave FlaubertNo
A Fine BalanceRohinton MistryNo
Charlotte’s WebEB WhiteNo
The Five People You Meet In HeavenMitch AlbomNo
Adventures of Sherlock HolmesSir Arthur Conan DoyleNo
The Faraway Tree CollectionEnid BlytonNo
Heart of DarknessJoseph ConradNo
The Little PrinceAntoine De Saint-ExuperyNo
The Wasp FactoryIain BanksIntend
Watership DownRichard AdamsNo
A Confederacy of DuncesJohn Kennedy TooleNo
A Town Like AliceNevil ShuteIntend
The Three MusketeersAlexandre DumasNo
HamletWilliam ShakespeareYes
Charlie and the Chocolate FactoryRoald DahlYes
Les MiserablesVictor HugoNo



1 - Read some plays and sonnets at school but by no means the whole lot. I doubt many people have truly done so or have the patience to put up with the overly-wordy prose.
2 - I started to read it but gave up because, frankly, it was shit.


So, thats the books taken care of. Next was a list on The Guardian website regarding 1000 (yes, one thousand!) songs you should hear before you die, or somesuch. And since it's my blog, I am going to list every last one of the buggers in the next post.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Scrubbing up nicely

I've just started to watch the eighth (and probably last) season of Scrubs. I started watching this by accident way back 7 or 8 years ago when I caught an episode on a cable channel and thought it was just about the funniest off-beat comedy in recent times (it also helps that it has an eclectic and often rather good soundtrack). The characters are all very good and well acted, the scripts are good and consistently funny, but for me the absolute shining beacon of the program is one of the lead stars, Sarah Chalke (note that this link points to wikipedia as her official site, or what appears to be her official site, seems to have been hacked by some butt monkey bigging up Palestinian suicide bombers).

Most people will probably know her as Becky, the eldest child in Roseanne. But ever since the start of Scrubs she has been extremely foxy and now, 8 years on she is more stunning than ever. I'm not given to fawning over celebs like some star-struck loser but in her case, I make an exception. A lot of people say they have a 'list' - the ten (or five or whatever) essentially unobtainable celebrities who they would be allowed a pass for in a relationship (usually jokingly I'm sure because no matter who the celebrity I can't imagine your partner being overly keen on you bumping uglies with them). Anyhoo, my list consists of just one person and it's her - she really is awesome. Very elegant, classy, classically beautiful and always seems very genuine and down to earth.

Probably turn out to be totally wrong about that and she's actually an evil, Machiavellian crazy woman, but since I'm never going to meet her (much less date her) I will carefully ignore that possibility. So, the point of this post? Well, there isn't one. I just fancied saying how much I fancy the behind off Ms Chalke. And it's my blog so ner.

Friday, April 10, 2009

You know whta?

I'm wrecked. Totally wrecked. I'm also still single but things are moving on. Would be happier if I wasn't single but what the hell - life is pretty reasonable. Happy Easter!! In a totally secular way, obviously.