Quality programming...

I'm half watching the BBC's Castaway at the moment and there's a new arrival on the island - a cow. It arrived overnight so when one girl went out of the hut early for some reason she was the first to see it in the field. The cow moos at her and she rushes back into the hut with a look of consternation on her face. She wakes a couple of the other inhabitants and tells them: "You know down at the bottom of the hill...there's a horse!".

How the fuck can you not know the difference between a cow (which has just mooed at you) and a horse? They are, for the most part, the most imbecilic, vacuous pillocks I have seen outside of a Channel 4 production. Give me strength...