In the last year you cannot have failed to notice somewhere along the line that there has been much ado about the Apple iPhone. This was a long awaited event (at least, if you were one of the sheep-like idiots who slavishly follow everything Apple do or someone stupid enough to want every gadget no matter how good or bad it is) and Apple, as usual, were not exactly modest about it: Steve Jobs (founder and head of Apple) claimed it would "reinvent" the telecommunications sector. This immodest claim was based on the company’s previous success in...
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Posted by Captain Flymo on 4:44 pm with No comments
I ventured forth into the madness that is the sales today. I don't normally do this unless I really need something and think I might get a few quid off. It's not that I'm tight, it's just that in order to put up with the moronic stampeding of retarded 'bargain hunters' I need to know I'm actually going to get what I need at a decent price. You see, the problem with bargains is that most of those items which people proudly tell you were a total bargain are not bargains at all because they are items that the person most likely didn't need in the...
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Posted by Captain Flymo on 10:25 pm with No comments
The BBC have reported on a new Personal Transport System to be installed at Heathrow terminal 5 (local interest angle: the company that makes it is based in Bristol). But ehat caught my eye was the diagram at the bottom of the article which points out the key parts of the vehicle: The front, the rear and the "software". Yes, they've managed to pinpoint the software, quite accurately too it would seem.Do these pillocks actually copy check the drivel they are putting out any mo...
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Posted by Captain Flymo on 3:03 pm with No comments
Although after last nights works do and then more boozing at another party afterwards, it's a close run thing. I feel like mildly tepid death.There's been a stack of stuff I've thought about blogging recently but I just haven't gotten around to it. I may do one or two of them in the coming weeks, but I thought I might just share a few audio files that appeared on a blog that I read called Chase Me Ladies, I'm In The Cavalry. These audio clips are recordings of real calls made to the Cambridgeshire police 999 emergency line. The stupidity of these...
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